Oh, I should know better than to stay subscribed to Victoria's Secret e-mails while in a country that doesn't have a single VS store. Silly Caitlin. For those of you interested in the American Slut's current situation, though, my self-declared moritorium on thongs for fear that my family thought I was too outlandish has ended! I found out that one of my sister's owns one thong while doing the laundry. They might still think I show too much breast, but at least I know I won't be handwashing my underwear in secret! During my break from fun underwear, I briefly took up a sock obsession, so now I get to pick out matching socks with all my outfits too. Can I just say I love cheap clothes shopping in Chile!