i was just heckled by three drunk guys playing football in the quad on my way home tonight. i was watching their feeble attempts as i walked by, observing them stumble all over each other trying to catch the ball. and then the moment of death: one of them made eye contact. i quickly looked away, but sadly, it was too late. one shouted, "give her a chance!" and another chucked the football my way. i, of course, was not looking at this point, but it landed in front of me, so, being as stupid as i am, i picked it up and tossed it to the guy closest to me. quite awkwardly.

ah, thursday nights.