unintentionally assisting a stalker

among my daily list of procrastination tools is checking the tracking information for my blog. so today, as i think about what justice mca_______ would decide in my con law paper assignment of smith v. smith, i took a peak at what people search for to get to my blog. the most popular entry has always seemed to be "ticklish pedicures". (does someone have a question about them, because i'll gladly answer it. my question is why so many people seem to be searching for them.) today i discovered that i seem to have stepped up in the world. the word "porn" has finally entered many a search-querie landing people on my blog, but the most significant discovery was the altavista querie of "jessie gubbins" that somehow landed someone on my sight. yes, the former chamber and fellow alto seems to have a stalker, and judging by the fact that he or she made it to my blog, it is a persistant stalker, because i certainly do not appear first on the list of altavista sites pertaining to that name. also, why altavista? what's up with that? so anyway, jessie, i am sorry that somehow my blog has aided someone's search for you. you know that if you ever have to go into hiding, i apparently am of no use.