some jokes told by kerra. because she's "so witty". (two are dirty, so if you are certain people with a weak stomach for jokes, either refrain or deal :-p)


What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but how do you breathe through it?

There was once a snail who always dreamt of becoming a race-car driver. One day he learned that his uncle had died and left him a large amount of money! Now his dream could be realized! He bought himself a race car, souped it up, and then painted large red letter S's all over it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked why he had painted his car that way. "Simple," the snail replied. "When people see me and my race car go zooming down the track, I want them all to exclaim, 'Look at that S-car go!'"

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed and the chicken is smoking a cigarette and looking very pleased while the egg looks very disgruntled and pissed off.  The chicken turns to the egg and says, "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!"


haha, thanks ash, and i hope the rest of you enjoyed!